Stolen from who stolen from (all that I post here are memes... Shame on me)

Less than 20=Seme
More than 20=Uke

01-[ ] You like to be content in everything.
02-[x] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say.
03-[x] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music.
04-[x] You are quite hyperactive.
05-[ ] If you don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking too loud.
06-[x] You love candies or any type of caramel.
07-[ ] You like making others blush
08-[x] You sleep with a doll/ teddy bear/ pillow in your hand. (I have issues okay! XD)
09-[x] You’re usually shy with the opposite sex . (and the same)
10-[ ] You like romantic- funny anime.
11-[x] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L .
12-[x] You have listened “an café”.
13-[ ] You like listening to it (the above band).
14-[ ] You have 1 or 2 song on your computer of “an café”.
15-[x] You are innocent and a little clumsy.
16-[x] You smile at kitties.
17-[ ] You usually say –kawaii-.
18-[x] You like plushies.
19-[ ] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue.
20-[x] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot.
21-[x] You have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema.
22-[x] You have called to the mistaken number twice or more.
23-[ ] You cried with Pocahontas' ending. (No, but I cried in Lilo and Stitch)
24-[x] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt.
25-[x] You call your pets with cute names.
26-[x] You believe that yaoi/yuri is the best.
27-[x] You're easily to trick/convince.
28-[x] Men scare you. (some women too!)
29-[x] You have seen Pucca and you like it.
30-[x] You have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers.
31-[x] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space.
32-[ ] You’ve said “Kyao” or something like that before.
33-[x] When a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive. (if anyone gets angry with me I get defensive)
34-[x] You like j-pop.
35-[x] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series.
36-[ ] You watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi-you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa.
37-[x] You smile with no reason.
38-[ ] You usually are very positive. (I'm a eff Nihilist baby)
39-[x] When there’s a rainbow, you run out to see it.
40-[ ] You usually don’t understand what your parents say. (they don't usually understand what I say)

27 I'm a uke \o/ (what a surprise)But I could be a badass seme if I find someone uker than me So, girls, come whenever you want (btw I like to bite and scratch and have a fetish for blood, be warned o/)